Guys, I found a new addition to my funeral arrangements

As most people who are close to me know, when I go my final resting place will be within a barrow where I will be laid in a stone cyst with all the things I need for the next world set around me. I’ve thought a lot about the particulars of this (maybe a little too much) but what I’ve never really given a thought to is how I will be transported to this grand eternal repository. This is no longer a worry. I present to you, theĀ Volvo 240 hearse!

I even found some old sales literatureĀ here. “Classic lines and dignity” – I like the sound of that!